Toddlers are Quackers

[Chaos18]

And you know a loofer ain't for what it looks like it could be - right?

Wait........they're not?

This is why I tell you guys my idiotic problems. You guys can actually help!

Thank you!
Why? I didn't know it was going to hurt this time. I didn't even do it the way I usually do it!

I am definitely getting too old! I will now be alone forever!

You're welcome. Ya mean it didn't hurt last time you tried that maneuver?

 

[BullChick]

Evidently too old to try new techniques (without a warmup, at least)

Bit of practice and you'll be able to wrap your thighs behind your ears - now that would be something eh?

I do it every single solitary day!
I haven't been able to wrap my legs behind my head since I was in my 20s. Two car accidents within six months, I have never been the same. I also injured myself ( in the way that this whole conversation has been alluding to) about ten years ago, right before meeting my husband.

 

[Chaos18]

I do it every single solitary day!
I haven't been able to wrap my legs behind my head since I was in my 20s. Two car accidents within six months, I have never been the same. I also injured myself ( in the way that this whole conversation has been alluding to) about ten years ago, right before meeting my husband.

Playing hopscotch?

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Playing hopscotch?

shaving her legs

 

[Pork Pie]

I do it every single solitary day!
I haven't been able to wrap my legs behind my head since I was in my 20s. Two car accidents within six months, I have never been the same. I also injured myself ( in the way that this whole conversation has been alluding to) about ten years ago, right before meeting my husband.

Those electric toothbrushes can have a mind of their own, I'd imagine

 

[Chaos18]

shaving her legs

Sounds like shaving your legs could be a dangerous job.

 

[BullChick]

shaving her legs 

Goodness! I do that about three times a year. Though most women just put their foot on the side of the tub. Don't you?

Those electric toothbrushes can have a mind of their own, I'd imagine

If only you knew!

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Sounds like shaving your legs could be a dangerous job.

very

 

[BullChick]

Sounds like shaving your legs could be a dangerous job.

Could be.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Goodness! I do that about three times a year. Though most women just put their foot on the side of the tub. Don't you?
If only you knew!

umm the edge of the tub, the wall of the shower, the counter
i dunno whatever works