Toddlers are Quackers

[Kiki]

I am making bacon, egg and cheese pizza.

I was sooo happy to be having it for supper until the neighbor came to get Duckling. I had bough three locks to choose from to keep them from barging into my house (storm door). None could be easily installed, so I barricaded the door with a metal broom. The jerk didn't bother ringing the bell, I knew she was here when I heard the broom break.
I spoke as calmly as I could, and she wasn't getting that she had done something wrong. She finally said, "Well, at least it was a friendly person that broke the lock, and not an intruder!"

It has taken an hour to post because I was so upset.

All caught up.
Now I gotta run to the store.


Make a sign..STOP!!! STEP BACK!!!!.DO NOT TOUCH THIS DOOR.
PLEASE KNOCK or go AWAY!

 

[DwayneNLiz]

All caught up.
Now I gotta run to the store.


Make a sign..STOP!!! STEP BACK!!!!.DO NOT TOUCH THIS DOOR.
PLEASE KNOCK or go AWAY!

driving might be faster

 

[BantyChooks]

driving might be faster

Unless you're driving a mini, in which case you can outrun them!

 

[BantyChooks]

 

[kwhites634]

I am making bacon, egg and cheese pizza.

I was sooo happy to be having it for supper until the neighbor came to get Duckling. I had bough three locks to choose from to keep them from barging into my house (storm door). None could be easily installed, so I barricaded the door with a metal broom. The jerk didn't bother ringing the bell, I knew she was here when I heard the broom break.
I spoke as calmly as I could, and she wasn't getting that she had done something wrong. She finally said, "Well, at least it was a friendly person that broke the lock, and not an intruder!"

It has taken an hour to post because I was so upset.

One 2.5 gal. bucket of water
Two pulleys
10' of 1/4" nylon rope

Beginning to get the picture here?

 

[BantyChooks]

One 2.5 gal. bucket of water
Two pulleys
10' of 1/4" nylon rope

Beginning to get the picture here?

 

[BantyChooks]

When she yells at you, tell her it was to deter uninvited guests.

 

[kwhites634]

Quote: You think I wouldn't? In a NY minute! If not for the baby running around, I'd be doing a lot of gun cleaning in the living room, as well.

 

[BullChick]

Doesn't your inside door lock?

Yes. But opening the first storm door lets you into a room. A room I keep things in. A room they should not be in. A room I don't need cats (I'm allergic) in, spraying, chicken and dog poo spread in...

you are the best person in that childs life

I am!

One 2.5 gal. bucket of water
Two pulleys
10' of 1/4" nylon rope

Beginning to get the picture here?

I like the idea of electrifying the door better. e

You think I wouldn't?  In a NY minute! If not for the baby running around, I'd be doing a lot of gun cleaning in the living room, as well.

Ten years ago, I thought I'd buy my first gun. I'm not in a place to have one now. I also have to stay away from YouTube videos telling me how to load the ones upstairs. I am very serious. I cannot be trusted with a gun right now.
I have shot handguns before, and it was a good shot when I was learning. Fortunately, he did not show me how to load. He did not like how I held it to my side either.

 

[BullChick]

When she yells at you, tell her it was to deter uninvited guests.