Toddlers are Quackers

[BantyChooks]

No, Banti gets to live. That is a Muscovy.

Woohoo!!!

I mean, that Banti gets to live. I still feel sorry for the muscovy.

 

[Chaos18]

Woohoo!!!

I mean, that Banti gets to live. I still feel sorry for the muscovy.

Why do you feel sorry for it? Its dead.

 

[BullChick]

Woohoo!!!

I mean, that Banti gets to live. I still feel sorry for the muscovy.

I don't. I have scars now.

 

[BantyChooks]

Why do you feel sorry for it? Its dead.

My point exactly. Would you like to be dead? No? I thought not!

I don't. I have scars now.

 

[Chaos18]

My point exactly. Would you like to be dead? No? I thought not!

It wouldn't bother me any because I would be dead.

 

[BullChick]

My point exactly. Would you like to be dead? No? I thought not!

I would. And you wish I were.

It wouldn't bother me any because I would be dead.

True!

 

[BantyChooks]

I would. And you wish I were.
True!

Do not!!! Forget the melting thing already, okay??

 

[BantyChooks]

It wouldn't bother me any because I would be dead.

But ducks are no longer adorbs when they are dead. They can't nibble your toes or quack loudly or cock their heads to listen to a sound or splash in water and have fun.... So I like live ducks better!

 

[BantyChooks]

I am very tired. Goodbye, cruel world!

 

[BullChick]

Do not!!! Forget the melting thing already, okay??

Nope