Toddlers are Quackers

[BullChick]

Now, why do I think I'm getting sick? No one else seems to be, and I really don't get sick much.

 

[Chaos18]

Because small children are carriers of many diseases that they enjoy sharing.

 

[BullChick]

Well, duh! But she isn't sick. No one is. And a cold takes a few days to manifest. I should have gotten sick sooner.

 

[BullChick]

Maybe I am not sick, and you sickos are making me paranoid?

 

[Chaos18]

That's probably the case. I'm already a paranoid sicko.

 

[BullChick]

 

[BullChick]

I am overtired, and want to chop off my hands.

 

[Chaos18]

I feel like my eyeball is going to explode.

 

[BullChick]

We are such a pair! A pair of what I won't say!

 

[BullChick]