Toddlers are Quackers

[Bantambird]

LOL well, you took that 180 degrees how it was meant! 

Literally.

 

[BantyChooks]

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I am anti-healthy crap too....

Finish your salad, young man!

 

[BullChick]

This is one heck of a thread with you, Ralphie!

 

[Bantambird]

escape attempts!

 

[BullChick]

LOL

 

[BullChick]

She missed! Good thing my nose was clean!

 

[duluthralphie]

She missed!

Good thing my nose was clean!

EWWWW, I hate those kisses that end up being booger vacuums.

 

[BantyChooks]

She missed!

Good thing my nose was clean!

Awww

 

[BullChick]

EWWWW, I hate those kisses that end up being booger vacuums.

I'll keep that in mind tonight.

 

[duluthralphie]

I'll keep that in mind tonight.

Could be worse though, I could be giving the kid the kiss and they turn at the last second and I get the nose in my mouth....

Which calls for immediate first aid. Listerine, gargles, after I stop gagging and screaming about the horror of what happened.... Then brush my teeth and have a stiff drink.



For the record, I only kiss little kids on the cheek, anything else is asking to be sick with every rug rat sickness within 100 miles.