Toddlers are Quackers

[Spookwriter]

I know it's been a while since I've posted. And I wouldn't
post now if it wasn't a national emergency....

" I'd take bagels over donuts any day" room on a broom said.

How can this be? Surely, they tease. Donuts are like one of
the four main food groups.

 

[room onthebroom]

I know it's been a while since I've posted. And I wouldn't
post now if it wasn't a national emergency....

" I'd take bagels over donuts any day" room on a broom said.

How can this be? Surely, they tease. Donuts are like one of
the four main food groups.

I knew I'd be in the minority when I said it, but weirdly enough its true. I'm not much of a sugar-baby, but am a certified, hardcore carb-a-holic. On the rare occasions that I do eat a donut, its got to be fresh out of the oil & completely plain. After nearly 50yrs, my mother (The Donut Queen) still doesn't understand this & she thinks 'plain' means 'glaze'. I have to say repeatedly, "No glaze, just plain." She just looks at me confused, like I'm speaking a foreign language.

 

[Spookwriter]

Yes, donuts come in many flavors said the fat man.
And ALL of thems good.

Certainly gooder than a bagel.


*Spook has a Dunkin Donut credit card...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Yes, donuts come in many flavors said the fat man.
And ALL of thems good.

Certainly gooder than a bagel.


*Spook has a Dunkin Donut credit card...

I KNEW it! You HAVE been cheating on me! You dirty rotten...%#*+%##

 

[MayhemMarr]

Lol all this doughnut talk we went into town to visit my mom and got a dozen doughnuts and two dozen doughnut holes.


Ok my bad mommy moment I AM DONE BREASTFEEDING I am so over it I haven't gotten any real sleep in over a week literally I get maybe a total of two hr a night all broken I can't sleep through Killi nursing anymore and he is so far from being ready to wean so I am forcing myself to continue with it but I seriously just want to cry he's only two and it important that he goes untrue is ready to be done, Bird breastfed until just after his fourth birthday but **** this is five years solid non-stop breastfeeding I need a break

Ok rant/whine fest done

 

[Spookwriter]

Breastfeeding is a little out of my line...Hard on the sheet.

But I know kids. Just give him a donut, he'll make it ok.
Donuts have a way of making problems disappear.


And Spook going to a Dunkin Donut is not exactly cheating,

It's expected.

I know every donut dealer in a fifty mile radius.

 

[MayhemMarr]

Doughnut worked today for like two hr lol then it was back to the mama maybe I should hide out in the doughnut shop....

 

[Spookwriter]

See how it works? A donut every two hours, you'll have a little fat boy.
(Just like a Spook)

Nobody kidnaps fat people.

So you're really doing him a favor...

 

[MayhemMarr]

HELP it's alive it's my goose's egg it was knocked out of the nest

 

[BullChick]

Doesn't look too bad. There is hope!
And for the weaning.