Toddlers are Quackers

[DwayneNLiz]

Duckling won’t let me eat Whitney Houston!

i'm so sorry! but i probably wouldnt want to either with all the drugs she did and the fact that she has been dead for quite some time now

 

[Cyneswith]

Maybe the drugs were preservatives?

I imagine we'll have troubles when it comes to eating Pinkie Pie. And Applejack. Bob, well, we're having almost daily discussions about whether we'll eat him. He started plucking Patrice's head feathers. Just a few more weeks and he'll be big enough to eat.

Son returned airplane book to the library. Told librarian about unmanned space vehicles. Then at full volume: "But there was a manned spacecraft that exploded and everyone DIED!" Little bit later... Son: "I am (full name) and I am 5 years old." Innocent bystander: "I'm Lucy and I'm 5, too!" Son: "Well, I'm a boy. That means I have a penis." We, uh, need to have another talk about what not to talk about in public.

Momentary confusion over MC/BC.

 

[Cyneswith]

*I* will have problems eating Rarity, if she's a problem bird. I paid $18.75 for her. That's too expensive for a meat bird.

 

[BantyChooks]

*I* will have problems eating Rarity, if she's a problem bird. I paid $18.75 for her. That's too expensive for a meat bird.

What breed?

 

[DwayneNLiz]

*I* will have problems eating Rarity, if she's a problem bird. I paid $18.75 for her. That's too expensive for a meat bird.

and geeze rarity is soo pretty too

 

[Cyneswith]

What breed?

Lavender Orpington, sexed. I can get them locally for $4 each, unsexed, but they appear to have some genetic issues that manifest around 7-9 months.

 

[BantyChooks]

Lavender Orpington, sexed. I can get them locally for $4 each, unsexed, but they appear to have some genetic issues that manifest around 7-9 months.

Feather quality issues? That's a biggie with the lavender/self blue colour.

 

[BullChick]

He started plucking Patrice's head feathers. Just a few more weeks and he'll be big enough to eat.

He’s young. He’ll learn.

 

[Cyneswith]

Feather quality issues? That's a biggie with the lavender/self blue colour.

Nope. They get listless and die. Both the breeder and one of her customers were baffled.

 

[BullChick]

Bad hearts?