Toddlers are Quackers

[BullChick]

There’s a strong storm coming through. Duckling is in my bed, watching the end of “Trolls.”
If the house weren’t shaking, I wouldn’t have suggested she sleep with me. But I have to confess that strong storms frighten me, and I feel better with her in the bed.

 

[BullChick]

She is a blanket hog! The whole California king comforter was wrapped or bunched around her. Brat.
She fell asleep late, and woke early. Her nap yesterday was nonexistent. I asked if she had to pee... Guess what she did on my dining room floor one minute later?
Cleaned and changed, we did the bird chores. She put her bare foot in poo, and her dirty boot on my clean rug.
While she was peeing herself, she was into her Easter candy.
I asked about lunch in case I needed to defrost something. She’s now eating pepperoni for breakfast.
It’s fun having a little one around.

 

[Bantambird]

princess climbs a huge Boulder for opportunity photo( with lots of help). She didn't want to come down.

 

[BullChick]

I can’t believe how much she’s grown! She’s so adorable!!!

 

[Cyneswith]

My rooster died almost 3 weeks ago. Made 10 eggs for mine and the kids' dinner, and about half were fertilized. Definitely not telling the kids.

 

[BullChick]

I get that.

 

[BullChick]

I have used the carpet scrubber, used vinegar, baking soda and Lysol. Of course I soaked up all the urine I could to start with. The stench is killing me!!
Her urine smells like cat pee from spending so much time in the house next door. What on earth am I supposed to do to get the stench out?!

 

[BullChick]

Ha! I think I got it!

 

[BullChick]

 

[BullChick]

We were playing outside, and she denied having to go to the bathroom. Wet Pull up.
She loves showering herself, so she chose to do that. She’d only been out for twenty minutes (long enough to make us cheese crackers for supper ) when it began pouring out. It’s in the eighties, so we simply had to play in the rain. She wanted to go naked, but I convinced her to wear an oversized (BYC) t-shirt and underwear. She had a blast!!! It took a little convincing to make her believe that she was allowed to splash and jump. At some point, she peed in a stream of water. I forgot that pouring rain makes her pee. No matter! It was raining so hard, she was cleaned right off.
It stopped raining, and then it began to thunder. Since lightning isn’t a good play toy, we came in. I had to get gravel off every part of her body (including near her eyes! ), and wiped her down because of the urine. She’s happily sitting on a towel now. Refusing clothes. She is a 3-yr-old!