Tomorrow's Top Posters

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

I wasn't sure. I do enjoy snow a lot when it's the season for it, though. Back in 2019, we got sooo much snow. There was five feet of it piled up in our backyard. That was really fun for a few days. Of course, it stuck around for a while month, when it finally got shallow enough to shovel a path.

at least you didn't have to worry about snow piles that last until june! we used to get pretty piles piled practically perfect upon our garage wall when my dad plowed the driveway. it was quite a sight...

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

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And this:​

Can You Eat Raw Pumpkin? We Have the Answer and MORE!​

ok. I will take back my words.

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

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I don't understand.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I don't understand.

She was showing the top posters, but also your own count since you were not on the list.

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

She was showing the top posters, but also your own count since you were not on the list.

ahh

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

The simplest, but most confusing joke in the world:
why did the dinosaur cross the road?
because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

this one's just confusing whether you think big bang theory, or a creation theory. Either way, it doesn't work. let's see the big bang side of this first:
the supposed reason that said dinosaur is crossing said road is because said chicken has not evolved yet. if said chicken hasn't evolved yet, humans probably haven't either. the problem is, you need humans to make that road that said dinosaur has to cross. therefore, said dinosaur cannot cross said road.
The creation theory side:
OK, said dinosaur and humans could live together, so said humans could build a road and the dinosaur could easily cross it, but you have now just erased the punchline. the chicken has been created, so it could easily cross the road at the same time that said dinosaur crosses it. This is the only side that makes any sense at all I think, because you could just change the punchline, and it would sound perfectly normal. I found this joke online somewhere a few years back, and recently I've never been able to get over it. please have no offence, this post was only for shreading a bad joke. I hope you enjoyed my little ! Bye!

 

[azurbanclucker]

The simplest, but most confusing joke in the world:
why did the dinosaur cross the road?
because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

this one's just confusing whether you think big bang theory, or a creation theory. Either way, it doesn't work. let's see the big bang side of this first:
the supposed reason that said dinosaur is crossing said road is because said chicken has not evolved yet. if said chicken hasn't evolved yet, humans probably haven't either. the problem is, you need humans to make that road that said dinosaur has to cross. therefore, said dinosaur cannot cross said road.
The creation theory side:
OK, said dinosaur and humans could live together, so said humans could build a road and the dinosaur could easily cross it, but you have now just erased the punchline. the chicken has been created, so it could easily cross the road at the same time that said dinosaur crosses it. This is the only side that makes any sense at all I think, because you could just change the punchline, and it would sound perfectly normal. I found this joke online somewhere a few years back, and recently I've never been able to get over it. please have no offence, this post was only for shreading a bad joke. I hope you enjoyed my little ! Bye!

Ah, but there were game trails. We can safely presume Dinos knew about and used them, so in a primitive manor, they were roads.

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

The simplest, but most confusing joke in the world:
why did the dinosaur cross the road?
because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

this one's just confusing whether you think big bang theory, or a creation theory. Either way, it doesn't work. let's see the big bang side of this first:
the supposed reason that said dinosaur is crossing said road is because said chicken has not evolved yet. if said chicken hasn't evolved yet, humans probably haven't either. the problem is, you need humans to make that road that said dinosaur has to cross. therefore, said dinosaur cannot cross said road.
The creation theory side:
OK, said dinosaur and humans could live together, so said humans could build a road and the dinosaur could easily cross it, but you have now just erased the punchline. the chicken has been created, so it could easily cross the road at the same time that said dinosaur crosses it. This is the only side that makes any sense at all I think, because you could just change the punchline, and it would sound perfectly normal. I found this joke online somewhere a few years back, and recently I've never been able to get over it. please have no offence, this post was only for shreading a bad joke. I hope you enjoyed my little ! Bye!

I definitely believe creation, it's a totally stupid joke

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Ah, but there were game trails. We can safely presume Dinos knew about and used them, so in a primitive manor, they were roads.

but who made the game trails???

 

[azurbanclucker]

but who made the game trails???

...Game? And Dinos themselves. Common shared routes to communal locations is not exactly a recent development in nature