Oliver Douglas
Songster
- Mar 25, 2015
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1. A flock of chickens doesn't require a home equity loan.
2. There are so many breeds of chickens vs. parrots.
3. Chickens don't reveal family secrets when guests are visiting.
4. A chicken can talk behind your back and you don't realize it.
5. Fresh eggs, on a regular basis.
6. They won't outlive you to a point that your grandchildren are caring for them 50 years after you are gone.
7. You won't have to hear "Arrgh, Matey" constantly. Or "Polly wants a cracker".
8. More recipes...no one serves "Parrot A La King...if you are so inclined...
9. You can watch Jeopardy and hear the final question without interruption.
10. You can't teach them to swear. I've tried...
2. There are so many breeds of chickens vs. parrots.
3. Chickens don't reveal family secrets when guests are visiting.
4. A chicken can talk behind your back and you don't realize it.
5. Fresh eggs, on a regular basis.
6. They won't outlive you to a point that your grandchildren are caring for them 50 years after you are gone.
7. You won't have to hear "Arrgh, Matey" constantly. Or "Polly wants a cracker".
8. More recipes...no one serves "Parrot A La King...if you are so inclined...
9. You can watch Jeopardy and hear the final question without interruption.
10. You can't teach them to swear. I've tried...
