TOP TEN THINGS MY CHICKENS HAVE TAUGHT ME

[seminolewind]

You can get eggs without a rooster
Everything wants to eat chickens
If they see you first, you are Mama
The simple things in life are best
Pigs have a horrible life until they are eaten

 

[DuckLady]

19) If you are in a hurry, don't bother me.

 

[Tuffoldhen]

And "Patiences" is lifes best reward..

 

[Scrambled Egg]

"Lunachick -- 17. Always look behind you when you enter your house, otherwise the one chicken that is tailgating you might get hurt when you close the door."

this one cracked me up!!!!

 

[nccountrygirl]

If I by chance am out of food I WILL let you know it, LOUDLY

 

[Heidi]

Sheets of insulation on my walls in the hen house taste and resemble popcorn.

 

[Henrietta23]

"The long stuff dangling from the top of the head of the one that brings the treats is not worms."

"The one with the long hair will scream loudly if you mistake her hair for worms...."

 

[6chix]

Worms come in containers when the weather gets cold.

 

[paganfish]

20. Anytime you see someone come to you with a bucket...run to them, they probably have food!!!

 

[KKluckers]

Hannah'sPlaidChickens :

1. The early bird gets the worm.
2. Keep your eyes on the sky, others like to attack from above.
3. Even when you're free-ranging, there's no place like home.
4. Often times, being patient and "broody" is rewarded.
5. If all else fails, hide.
6. Listen to what others have to say.
7. If you can't find a gourmet meal, make something from scratch.
8. Cross your bridges when you get there.
9. Accept your place in the pecking order.
10. Even when you're grown, there's nothing like snuggling up to mom after a hard day.

That is cute. Very true too.​