Sorry, I know this is slightly off topic but as I was feeding my freeloaders this morning I was thinking about the recent Topics of the Week and how my gals rate on them:
Managing Expenses and Saving/Making Money Keeping Poultry – big fat X on that one!
Incubating Eggs – big fat X on that one also, no eggs getting laid around here.
Feeding Treats – that one gets a √
Which Breeds Are Best For:
Getting lots of eggs
Good dual purpose birds (Fair egg layers that can also be processed for the table)
Bzzzt on that one! X
You get the picture………
So, I have a Topic of the Week Suggestion:
When & How to Have ‘The’ Talk With The Freeloaders in Your Coop
1. How do you identify the Freeloaders?
For me, that is easy .. all of them!
For others, they are the one’s sunning on the deck or bathing in the dust, scratching in the garden, begging for treats .. you know, all the things chickens do minus one key character trait, laying of eggs.
2. When is the best time to have ‘The Talk’?
Another easy one .. you can have ‘the talk’ any time you like, morning, afternoon, evening, you can talk and talk until you are hoarse, ain’t none of it going into those deaf freeloading chicken ears.
Tip: the word "Worms" does catch their attention but if there are not actually any worms within a few seconds, you will lose them again.
3. How do you manage your freeloaders going forward?
Manage them? Nooo, they manage you! You will still let them out every morning, you will still clean up after them, you will still feed them, including eggs you purchased at the supermarket and you will still fret that they all get tucked in at night time.
Most importantly, you will still LOVE them
Managing Expenses and Saving/Making Money Keeping Poultry – big fat X on that one!
Incubating Eggs – big fat X on that one also, no eggs getting laid around here.
Feeding Treats – that one gets a √
Which Breeds Are Best For:
Getting lots of eggs
Good dual purpose birds (Fair egg layers that can also be processed for the table)
Bzzzt on that one! X
You get the picture………
So, I have a Topic of the Week Suggestion:
When & How to Have ‘The’ Talk With The Freeloaders in Your Coop
1. How do you identify the Freeloaders?
For me, that is easy .. all of them!
For others, they are the one’s sunning on the deck or bathing in the dust, scratching in the garden, begging for treats .. you know, all the things chickens do minus one key character trait, laying of eggs.
2. When is the best time to have ‘The Talk’?
Another easy one .. you can have ‘the talk’ any time you like, morning, afternoon, evening, you can talk and talk until you are hoarse, ain’t none of it going into those deaf freeloading chicken ears.
Tip: the word "Worms" does catch their attention but if there are not actually any worms within a few seconds, you will lose them again.
3. How do you manage your freeloaders going forward?
Manage them? Nooo, they manage you! You will still let them out every morning, you will still clean up after them, you will still feed them, including eggs you purchased at the supermarket and you will still fret that they all get tucked in at night time.
Most importantly, you will still LOVE them
