UFO Spotted In China??

[birdsNbeesNseeds]

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Ok then, I guess we'll spare your life and keep you as a house servant. As long as you can cook and clean chicken coops. Be at my place by the crack of dawn for cleanup duty.

Ugh..can i send my husband instead?

Substitutions cost extra. That's the rules of the galaxy, AND the Col.

 

[Catstar68]

extra packets of BBQ and honey mustard sauce cost extra too.

The manual said they had to have little swoosh marks sewn on the sides.

Airfield where we expect the mothership to land.....

 

[birdsNbeesNseeds]

*gasp* you leaked our landing site.......

Some wanted it to be the new KFC YUM Foods Stadium downtown, but that would draw way too much attention to our ships.......

Better to land in the middle of nowhere.........

Or in a nation of one billion people.

As long as you bring enough double down sandwiches and dipping sauce!

 

[Catstar68]

You think we would never suspect that you'd land between some old man's farm in Iowa and an industrial complex? You ALWAYS land near some unsuspecting farmer's field. AND you need the industrial complex so we can chase you about some cool warehouses with lots of places to hide, pipes, steam, multiple deadends and dramatic music playing in the background. That's the script.....

My microwave transmitted a report this morning. My cat is still decoding it....