Ha! If I have company, and make it to the bathroom before Beowulf does, and I shut the door, it either swings open, or I hear a loud "THUD" as he slams into it and it doesn't give. Ouch! But you'd think he'd learn!
Any time I am um, pottying, I have at least one nose or butt in my face. After all, I am right at face licking level, and have both my hands free for a good butt scratch (his, not mine!).
And my pitt loves to lick the shower curtain when I am in there. Dork. I am so used to the constant bodyguards, I feel almost strange when in someone else's house and there AREN'T any dogs or cats to follow me. Wait a minute. I don't have any friends without pets.