- If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home then why not move 10 miles away?
- In a country with freedom of speech why are there phone bills?
- If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make why is it still only worth a penny?
- Why is it when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky he'll belive you tell him a bench is wet he has to touch it?
- Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread.
- Why does the minute hand on school clocks always click backwards before advancing?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror why is his hair always so neat?
- Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
- Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
- Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
- What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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- In a country with freedom of speech why are there phone bills?
- If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make why is it still only worth a penny?
- Why is it when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky he'll belive you tell him a bench is wet he has to touch it?
- Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread.
- Why does the minute hand on school clocks always click backwards before advancing?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror why is his hair always so neat?
- Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
- Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
- Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
- What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
And lot mor but got tired of typing.
