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OH my Heavenly Goodness!!!
I can't imagine... Eegads! I am running moments ahead of foreclosure here. Frightening as all get-out. Today my son's fiance asked me if I would ever consider moving to Seattle??? You know? I think I would rather swallow the business end of a pistol... I haven't done the city since I was 21... 42 years ago. I just don't think I could make the transition. I live on 5 acres and my neighbors are just about too close.
But having such rude people crammed up your patooti... Yikes, I can't imagine.

Oh gosh. I was just sitting here cogitating on what I wrote and I want to apologize for what I said. About the pistol. I am sorry for putting it that way. I guess I was just trying to underline how hard it would be for me to consider living in the city.

REgarding the possibility of foreclosure....I have PMd you....please go read. If you do not receive it Let me know.
 
With all the talk about the BBQer i decided to share a story from saturday night. We went to a friemds 50th B day. It was at a grange hall since there were about 75 people. Now I don't quite understand the reason for some of this but Les (the bday boy) was wearing checkered boxers over his jeans then an adult diaper and a TUTU. When the DJ started the music the first song was Les's. He went all around the room doing lap dances. Keep in mind that there were children there and it was all kept clean but very funny and Les really hammed it up. It was hilarious. In the frosting of the cake were pictures and the biggest one on the top was when Les wore his black speedo to a halloween party (we are the home of the famous "SPEEDO MAN"). When les had to cut the cake he cut the speedo out of the top and said the first piece goes to my (his) wife. He has 11 siblings and 9 were at the party. Waht a bunch of clowns!!!!!
 
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They have. They put up arbovitas (sp?) to use as a privacy fence. There is a 6' allowance on privacy fences, but with the decks and his house sits just a hair higher then their's...it doesn't help. They have gone to the city board meeings....he was on the board. They ended up having to take photos (ick
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), take notes, keep a record of all the doings of this whacko. He ended up getting kicked off the city board. I dont' remember all the outcome....but we just refer to him as the guy who BBQs nude.

Would it be so very wrong? or illegal? to hit him a few times front and back with a paint ball "bullet"?

Probably because you're essentially aiming a gun at someone... I'd get really good at shooting rubberbands though.
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This tends to happen with large families... My mother is #7 of 10! Any time any number of them get together, odd things happen. Many years ago (I think I was 11...so almost 20 years ago) at a family get together, you know that type...where you rent out an entire park...all 10 were together and decided it'd be a good idea to "pose" for a picture! Their pose of choice? A pyramid! Ever seen 10 grown people try to do that, lol. Of course, they're all a little crazy without the help of each other too.
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Actaully, the little teeth marks made a lovely mark that looked like a snake bite. I had LOTS of fun with that.
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*Devious laugh*
"Oh, and a snake bit me."
"WHAT??"
"Yeah. It was a rare Yorkie snake. Possibly venomous. Nobody knows yet, they've never been able to catch one."

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I am so happy that you could make the episode even more dramatic. I am sure that our lawyers are battling each with both of our claims.
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And I am sure that a Yorkie snake is one of the worst snake that the world has ever seen.

I have been doing my best at not letting them fight. I finally had to start giving the perps a soft boot across the room. They have finally caught to the fact that I will not allow them to fight like they have been.

The biggest nasty little dog, may have new home soon. My DiL's sister wants another dog. And i figured out that I would have given a dog to my DS and DIL, but they can't have one where they live. So they want the dog that would have been theirs to go to Shannon's sister. Shannon's sister will be able to walk him everyday, and Chips really needs more exercise. I am hoping that it will work out.

The new to me dog aka Jack seems to be in pain most of the time. So I don't know how long he will be with us. It is going to hurt because he is such a nice dog.

I hope that everyone at your mom's house is healthy and happy.

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Give Jack a hug for me, unless he hates hugs.
 
Boy you all have been so chatty while mean old Chickielady was gone off abusing little children (whom I detest and would much rather roast for dinner Bwaaahaaahhaaaaa !!
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(EEE-vile laugh here)

The mean children actually ganged up on the old chickielady and drug her to the lawn, where they proceeded to force her to do cart wheels !!
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It was hysterical, my arms did the right thing but my feet stayed on the ground.....HILARIUS!!!!!!!!!!

Here are pics of the waaaaaaaaay cool raspberry :
All you children haters have got to get one for your mean screming little monsters:::
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And note the static electricity, I am surprised all of them did not have knotted together in a big wad of hair.
They rolled around in this raspberry for HOURS!!
Cheryl you have got to get one !
Now..if we could just figure out how to duct tape them all in there, we could go take a nap...
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The birthday monster, umm, I mean boy
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The mean old chickielady wants a raspberry AND a bouncy ball to sit on while going to clean coops and that way she will get to work while sitting down, hard on the boobs though
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Another birthday gift from the evil old chickielady...
these kids almost killed me I was laughing so hard !!
We also had a great barbeque and ice cream cake !
Now I have to find out where my son got the raspberry, it is the best babysitter I have ever seen since the play pen!!
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Boldogkennel's first granchild: A pumpkin Hulsey baby
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And that was last night, this morning there are 3 hatched, this blond one and 2 darker, with awesome stripes down their backs...beautiful babies !!
 
Now I have to find out where my son got the raspberry, it is the best babysitter I have ever seen since the play pen!!wink

Thank goodness those poor innocent children survived your visit CL! Nice photos of cute kids and what looked like a very entertaining day. I saw one of those inflatable deals at Costco a couple of weeks ago and was lamenting to my husband that they should make them in adult size. It looked like fun to me.​
 
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