We all want to know why the chicken crossed the road. Right?

[Poultry Showman]

Recently I was inspired to come up with different answers to the most iconic chicken joke ever Why did the chicken cross the road? How many different (and comical) answers can you come up with? Or if you need a little help getting started choose a historical person and come up with an answer they would give! For example, Aristotle's answer might go a little something like this.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 

[Lacy Duckwing]

 

[Poultry Showman]

So the chicken died crossing the road! Ouch!

 

[Vulpes vulpes]

Late to this, but the chicken crossed the road because the grass was greener on the other side

 

[Chicks_r_our_modern_Dinos]

The chicken crossed the road because it WANTED TO CROSS THE ROAD DARN IT!!