- Oct 9, 2010
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I had the weirdest hands-down dream EVER this night. And get this - it's midday now and Im still slightly shakey. For one thing, I was invited to my old school to do a speech on Chickens. But I didn't know ANYTHING about them - there I was at the podium, and I say, "So.... chickens. They.... lay eggs?" and I look for my palm cards, and I find some bright pink ones with the words to the Bohemian Rhapsody on them... then "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" by Michael Jackson starts playing and my Very Turkish Friend parachutes in with a giant chicken and proposes in "Bok Bok Bok"s which I can understand, then pulls out a remote control and this giant chicken then explodes because it's a genetically enginnered live flying car ...... so I reply "What?? Why?? How did you..." in Japanese, which I can't speak, and suddenly the hall is empty and the janitor is telling me to move along, they're prepping up the stage for the Duck Circus tomorrow.......
And I'm still tired as heck. Restul 10 hour night much...
And I'm still tired as heck. Restul 10 hour night much...
