Weird ? - what would make a package of sausage blow up?

[gaited horse]

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O M GEEEEEEEEEEE! I cannot sleep at night if there is even one dirty dish in the sink. I'd have nightmares.

Hee hee.. i'm waiting for hubby to get home from work... i want him to cook me eggs and bacon and then he can do the dishes...

*i often wonder why that man does not hate me..or kill me.. or start beating me.....*

It's because your attack pig. I would cook bacon for you and have Gritty come to the dishes (because I load the dishwasher wrong)
But I am not getting bite by that pig again. BTW is he foaming at the mouth? My doctors are waiting to hear.
I load the dishwasher Silverware, stuff that goes on the the bottom and then the stuff that goes on the top. I unload it in the same order.

 

[Imp]

I'm pretty sure at this point that we all need a video of Gritty doing dishes.

Imp- Maybe in the style of a 1950s educational film.

ETA- Sample video www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WH4NWbPABw

 

[redhen]

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Hee hee.. i'm waiting for hubby to get home from work... i want him to cook me eggs and bacon and then he can do the dishes...

*i often wonder why that man does not hate me..or kill me.. or start beating me.....*

It's because your attack pig. I would cook bacon for you and have Gritty come to the dishes (because I load the dishwasher wrong)
But I am not getting bite by that pig again. BTW is he foaming at the mouth? My doctors are waiting to hear.
I load the dishwasher Silverware, stuff that goes on the the bottom and then the stuff that goes on the top. I unload it in the same order.

Uh, Gaited.. Hammie actually does foam at the mouth... (i'll try to get a pic this weekend

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I sure hope that you were up-to-date on your rabies shot??...

 

[justbugged]

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Oh Imp those movies scare me really bad.

 

[redhen]

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Actually, Kat's video would be with cavemen and Dino the dog and men pulling her by the hair to get the dishes done....

 

[gaited horse]

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It's because your attack pig. I would cook bacon for you and have Gritty come to the dishes (because I load the dishwasher wrong)
But I am not getting bite by that pig again. BTW is he foaming at the mouth? My doctors are waiting to hear.
I load the dishwasher Silverware, stuff that goes on the the bottom and then the stuff that goes on the top. I unload it in the same order.

Uh, Gaited.. Hammie actually does foam at the mouth... (i'll try to get a pic this weekend

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I sure hope that you were up-to-date on your rabies shot??...

No I thought the pig would of had his. I wonder if that's why my bite still hasn't healed.
Maybe they used Hammie's cousion and that's why the sausage is blowing up.

 

[deerman]

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'k, got it...bleach cleaner, toothbrushes and fudge...peanut butter, chocolate or peanut butter/chocolate?

yep i make all three of those.........plus butterscotch......the BEST in the world!!!!!!! but can't feed to women........why because they will fall in love with me .......getting to old to have hundreds of girlfriends...

 

[sgtmom52]

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I don't think it is weird that you pre-wash your dishes before you wash them in the dishwasher ~ my dishwasher has a dual auto pre-wash option!

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

Reminds me of a story-
A man was informed that his entire overbearing family was coming to visit for an extended stay. The first night he fixed a delicious dinner and was the perfect host. After dinner his family made a half hearted offer to help clean up, but he insisted that they leave their plates on the table. Instead he opened the back door and whistled and his two big dogs ran into the kitchen, jumped up on the table and licked the plates clean. At which point he calmly put them back in the cabinets. His family left that night and never came to stay again. He later told his buddy, "It took me a week to train the dogs to do that and two months to teach them to NOT do it, but it was completely worth it!"

 

[sgtmom52]

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Here is another one ~

Washing Dishes with Coldwater:

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ
conscious folks that worry about using cold water to
clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of
the country.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's
grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate and questioned his
grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny
specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearbytown and as he was
leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV,
the old man shouted!

'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'​