Weird ? - what would make a package of sausage blow up?

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I'm too young???? I turn 40 next April. I know very well Alien.

Well see, now you've had your compliment for the day.

True. Thank you kindly!

Or so I think. I do have an 18 y/o son. That's a little creepy now....

 

[gritsar]

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I was talking to my dad the other day and we got on the subject of chickens, gee what a novel idea.

Anyhow, I changed the subject without taking into consideration that my dad can't change gears so quickly at 89 years old.

I said someone was 55 years old. My dad said WHAT??? YOU HAD A 55 YEAR OLD CHICKEN???

 

[HorseFeatherz NV]

Gritty has a 55 year old chicken!!!!!

Amazing.

 

[sfw2]

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Pay attention! It's an 89 year old chicken, silly!!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I thought she said she knew a 55 year old chicken and it had a taste for eating fathers?

 

[gritsar]

 

[dustywun]

Water in the sausage has caused the package to expand. Once you defrost it it will be alright.

 

[gritsar]

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Not according to the parent company, Sara Lee. They advised me against eating it.

 

[sfw2]

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Not according to the parent company, Sara Lee. They advised me against eating it.

I guess now we know what killed Jimmy Dean.

I'm betting it's because the sausage is made out of 89 year old chickens. Or their fathers . . .???

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Not according to the parent company, Sara Lee. They advised me against eating it.

I guess now we know what killed Jimmy Dean.

I'm betting it's because the sausage is made out of 89 year old chickens. Or their fathers . . .???

everyone knows that sausage is made out of 76 year old chicken aunts.