WE'RE Chickens!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU?

[LeBlackbird]

Lilac jumps up, and kicks at a random stone....

 

[canada-goose]

*Crashes into a bush and gazes skyward, her feet sticking up in the air*

I need serious practice.

 

[LeBlackbird]

Ooo look! a worm I can practice on! *Karate chops worm with one foot*

 

[canada-goose]

Look at that squirrel! Acting like it belongs in my yard!

*Runs at the squirrel and attacks it, pecking like crazy*

 

[LeBlackbird]

Yay! lets get it! *flies, yelling like crazy at the squirriel*

 

[canada-goose]

Go away, squirrel, and never return!

 

[LeBlackbird]

And that's That! I'm Hungry! WERE IS DA' FOOD!!

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

I overheard that the humans were going to fry Deny for dinner tomorrow since she stopped laying.

I can't let them eat my mom, I'm trying to help her lose weight so she doesn't look plump and juicy.
Please have your fingers crossed for her please.

 

[miss heny]

Quote:
well i heard that they are going to let me die of old age

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

Quote:
well i heard that they are going to let me die of old age

You're lucky.