Guineas are for flying up on your metal roof, right as the sun is coming up, and sliding and scratching around, waking you up for the day
They are also for letting you know things are happening. They will scream/screech for (but not limited to) the following reasons: wind blowing, leaves falling, sun rising, wind not blowing, armadillo in your yard, leaf blowing across your yard, .....get the picture?
Truly, I love my guineas. We have no fleas, ticks, grasshoppers, beetles, etc...They are awesome for pest control.
The only place mine go where they shouldn't is on my roof.
Ever heard 21 guineas on a metal roof?
I've never caught one ON my car, but they do peck the bugs out of the grill of my car
And they love to look at the reflections of themselves in the bumper of my DH's pickup. They really are little clowns. They're not very smart, it takes a few guineas to have one whole brain. It's like a bunch of really REALLY loud 5 year old , bored, kids turned loose outside all day long.
Mine roost in the trees at night and are 95% self sufficient. I do throw them some feed everyday in the summer, just to be sure they "know" me. I probably only throw out 2 cups of layer crumble and a cup of corn.
In the winter I do leave out a feeder for them, just because they don't have the protien from all the bugs they would otherwise be getting.
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guineas.