What are the odds?

[MontanaChickDoc]

I'm not sure I can poop on command so I might not have the ammo to participate? Unless poo sharing is allowed...I assume you groom first and fling second. The reverse might get messy and defeat the purpose of grooming.

 

[jeepgirl13]

I'm not sure I can poop on command so I might not have the ammo to participate? Unless poo sharing is allowed...I assume you groom first and fling second. The reverse might get messy and defeat the purpose of grooming.

Yes that's usually how this goes. Bonding first, then some friendly competition. Laxatives aren't against the rules, nor is sharing or just scraping some off the wall once the fun has started.

You guys are awesome

 

[EggWalrus]

Sooooo, does this mean no monthly monkey meet ups for social grooming and poo flinging contests? Whoever flings it farthest wins bragging rights among the monkeys till next months meet up...

It's not about who can fling it farthest, but the accuracy.
If you can fling it in your enemy's mouth, INSTANT WIN!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

There is something seriously wrong with you people!

 

[jeepgirl13]

It's not about who can fling it farthest, but the accuracy.
If you can fling it in your enemy's mouth, INSTANT WIN!

Why in the WORLD did you give away the game secret!!!!

 

[jeepgirl13]

There is something seriously wrong with you people!

Or is there something seriously right with us people?

You know you like it or you wouldn't be here reading this still.

 

[EggWalrus]

Kinda like the old saying "anyone can pee on the floor, but it takes a superhero to $h!t on the ceiling! "

 

[jeepgirl13]

Alo, can we have pictures yet?

Weve waited patiently all day, no poo has been flung yet, but the anticipation of waiting for pics might just be too much for some of us....

 

[jeepgirl13]

Kinda like the old saying "anyone can pee on the floor, but it takes a superhero to $h!t on the ceiling! "

Neve revere heard this and idk why. That is awesome!!!

 

[EggWalrus]

Or is there something seriously right with us people?

You know you like it or you wouldn't be here reading this still.

Do you know what Popeye named his invisible dog?