Our barred rock was named Jerky Lamps(Jerky for short) by our 5 year old son. Im not sure where he came up with it but at 5 months old, Jerky describes his akwardness pretty well.
Spikey - Silver Spangled Hamburg (named by 5 year old)
Blueberry - Blue Andalusian (named by 5 year old) Mötley Crüe - Silver Laced Polish
Tall, Dark, and Handsome - Black Langshan