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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Hangin Wit My Peeps, Oct 9, 2008.
OMG donut seeds!!!!!!!!!
donut seeds thats funny but i can see a friend of mine saying that :|
don't even go there. :|
What do you call a blond that dyes her hair brown?
AHHHHHHHHHH! this is too funny!
Most of the blond jokes I know are inappropriate for this forum.
How do you know when a blond has been using your computer?
White out on the screen.
Apologies head of time for Chickebee...... I have too much gray in my hair to know WHAT color it is.
I think I laugh loudest at these.
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So brunettes can remember them.
My favorites are the guy with no arms and no legs in your pool - Bob
Same guy in the mailbox - Bill
piles of leaves - Russell
hanging on your wall - Art
Woman with no arms and no legs at the beach - Sandy
same chick in the water - Sandy Duncan
Ah the good ol days!
Well I don't have a short one... But I thought this one was funny when I heard it.
A frantic call goes into a 911 dispatcher that a woman has totaled her new sports car. When the cop arrives at the scene, he's greeted by a pretty blond in tears overlooking her mangled car. When he asks what happened, she said "I was just doing my eyeliner and when I looked up I saw a tree, so I swerved and there was another tree! So, I swerved again but there was ANOTHER tree!! So, I swerved again. And completely totaled my new car!"
To which the cop replies "There isn't a tree in sight ma'am. That was your air freshner on the rear view mirror."