What did the blond say when she opened a box of cheerios???

[Hangin Wit My Peeps]

OMG donut seeds!!!!!!!!!

 

[crazychicken]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

donut seeds thats funny but i can see a friend of mine saying that :|

 

[Chicabee19]

don't even go there. :|

 

[debilorrah]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

What do you call a blond that dyes her hair brown?




















Artificial intelligence.

 

[ChickyPooh]

AHHHHHHHHHH! this is too funny!

 

[debilorrah]

Most of the blond jokes I know are inappropriate for this forum.

How do you know when a blond has been using your computer?



















White out on the screen.

Apologies head of time for Chickebee...... I have too much gray in my hair to know WHAT color it is.

 

[Chicabee19]

I think I laugh loudest at these.

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

So brunettes can remember them.

 

[debilorrah]

Quote:

 

[debilorrah]

My favorites are the guy with no arms and no legs in your pool - Bob
Same guy in the mailbox - Bill
piles of leaves - Russell
hanging on your wall - Art
Woman with no arms and no legs at the beach - Sandy
same chick in the water - Sandy Duncan

Ah the good ol days!

 

[SterlingAcres]

Well I don't have a short one... But I thought this one was funny when I heard it.

A frantic call goes into a 911 dispatcher that a woman has totaled her new sports car. When the cop arrives at the scene, he's greeted by a pretty blond in tears overlooking her mangled car. When he asks what happened, she said "I was just doing my eyeliner and when I looked up I saw a tree, so I swerved and there was another tree! So, I swerved again but there was ANOTHER tree!! So, I swerved again. And completely totaled my new car!"
To which the cop replies "There isn't a tree in sight ma'am. That was your air freshner on the rear view mirror."