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What did the blond say when she opened a box of cheerios???

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Hangin Wit My Peeps, Oct 9, 2008.

  1. Hangin Wit My Peeps

    Hangin Wit My Peeps AutumnBreezeChickens.com

    OMG donut seeds!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. crazychicken

    crazychicken Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 11, 2008
    NC
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    donut seeds thats funny but i can see a friend of mine saying that :|
     
  3. Chicabee19

    Chicabee19 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 8, 2008
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    don't even go there. :|
     
  4. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

    What do you call a blond that dyes her hair brown?




















    Artificial intelligence.
     
  5. ChickyPooh

    ChickyPooh Chillin' With My Peeps

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    AHHHHHHHHHH! this is too funny!
     
  6. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Most of the blond jokes I know are inappropriate for this forum.

    How do you know when a blond has been using your computer?



















    White out on the screen.

    Apologies head of time for Chickebee...... I have too much gray in my hair to know WHAT color it is.
     
  7. Chicabee19

    Chicabee19 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 8, 2008
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    I think I laugh loudest at these.

    Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

    So brunettes can remember them.
     
  8. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

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  9. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    My favorites are the guy with no arms and no legs in your pool - Bob
    Same guy in the mailbox - Bill
    piles of leaves - Russell
    hanging on your wall - Art
    Woman with no arms and no legs at the beach - Sandy
    same chick in the water - Sandy Duncan

    Ah the good ol days!
     
  10. SterlingAcres

    SterlingAcres Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 17, 2008
    Poconos, PA
    Well I don't have a short one... But I thought this one was funny when I heard it.

    A frantic call goes into a 911 dispatcher that a woman has totaled her new sports car. When the cop arrives at the scene, he's greeted by a pretty blond in tears overlooking her mangled car. When he asks what happened, she said "I was just doing my eyeliner and when I looked up I saw a tree, so I swerved and there was another tree! So, I swerved again but there was ANOTHER tree!! So, I swerved again. And completely totaled my new car!"
    To which the cop replies "There isn't a tree in sight ma'am. That was your air freshner on the rear view mirror."


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