Quote:
Ain't that the truth! Can you imagine that vet visit?
Just pull the cat out by the tail!
To clean dog's ear:
Buy a box of band-aids and a bottle of whiskey.
Pour a shot of whiskey in a glass, drink it.
Open at least two or three band-aids.
Pour shot of whiskey and drink it.
Wrap cat in a towel with tail sticking out.
Have spouse hold towel wrapped cat, pour whiskey and drink it, and put bandaids on your open wounds.
Stick cats tail in dogs ear.
Grab bottle of whiskey and take a swig.
Open three more bandaids
Twirl cat, while holding tail in dogs ear.
Take another swig - you need it.
Bandaid on other open wounds and pull cat back from the top of the curtains.
Re-wrap cat and try once more to get the tail in the dang dogs ear.
Send spouse out for another bottle of whiskey.
Boot cat and dog outside and turn off the lights to calm your aching head.
Call Vet.