What if??

[Magic Birdie]

then I would finally become a birdie!
What if someone gave you a million chickens?

 

[Dapplepony]

I'd lose the last bits of my mind.

WI we got to 1,000 pages in my thread on time?

 

[Magic Birdie]

This would be me:

What if someone gave you a million ROOSTERS and you had to keep them in your backyard at least 100 feet from you?

 

[Blonde]

I would go CRAZY!

What is you could jump into any painting you wanted to?

 

[<3ChickenForever]

That would be epic and I would do it!

What if a hobo came up to you and gave you a sandwhich??

 

[ChickenPeep]

I would say "eat it yourself!" and give it back.

What if You thought you found a chicken egg, incubated it, and hatched a dinoisaur?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Keep it. ^3^

Same Q, because I don't feel very creative.

 

[mrpekinduck]

That would be so cool! I would tame it to eat the people I don't like!

WI a monster tried to bite your head off?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Show it a picture of Muammar Gadhafi and his mole, thus disturbing it like he disturbed me and Gerbs with his face... *shudders*

What if I threw ham at your face?

 

[mrpekinduck]

I would boil my face off!

WI an angry ninja beat you up?