What if??

[Harli50]

i would use this smiley

what if chickens never layed eggs? (typo?)

 

[SuperChickenDude327]

I would ride a chocolate chicken

WI I came in and dropped twenty thousand million chickens above your house?

 

[Magic Birdie]

They would be extinct!

What if I screamed at you?

 

[SuperChickenDude327]

I would go ninja on you.

WI I was a zombie. A really random zombie...?

 

[mrpekinduck]

I would eat you!

WI dingo ate your baby?

 

[Magic Birdie]

I don't have a baby. My budgies are all grown up

What if I stole your chicken?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I would feed you to my vicious Silkie rooster. >:3

What if I randomly appeared in front of you house?

 

[Magic Birdie]

I would get my budgies to eat you!

same q

 

[SuperChickenDude327]

I would smack you with a shovel.

WI I posted something that was acctually funny?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I would "

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What if you slipped on a banana?