What if??

[mrpekinduck]

They would lose.

WI a panda broke into yor coop and started cuddling all of your chickens?

 

[SuperChickenDude327]

I would dig a hole to Chicna and drop the panda in with a parachute. 'Course, they don't have any idea how to use one...

What f you were you're favourite breed of chicken?

 

[Chickenrandomness]

i'd crow my little Wyandotte heart out

same Q

 

[Blonde]

I would be a stunning porclin D'Anver

WI You ate a whole cow!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I would run into the wall, like the dumb little Silkie I was.

What if I fed you a carrot?

 

[Chickenrandomness]

you wouldn't

what if i accidentally pulled the pin on a grenade and threw it in your general direction by accident?

 

[Harli50]

you would of thrown the pin not the granade

WI i ate pie

 

[Kathylovesherchickens]

Quote:
You would be very happy!

WI you lost a needle in a haystack?

 

[the outdoorsman]

I would never find it.
WI I ate your cake?

 

[DuckLover2399]

I would smack you upside the head and make you go buy me some more.

WI I let you have my bow