What if??

[Magic Birdie]

The ecosystem would be ruined!

What if I got a chickie?

 

[Theeggboxtoo]

The entire world would fall apart!

What if I was dictator of the entire world!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I would kick 'yo face in like they did to Gadhafi. *Z-snap*

What if I kidnapped your favorite chicken?

 

[Theeggboxtoo]

You would die.

What if I was me?

 

[Dapplepony]

Say what now?

What If My chicken Annabeth actually shut up?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Then the world would be a better place.

What if I gave you three free Silkies?

 

[brahmakid11]

i would be happy what if the world ended

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I would explode.

What if I suddenly busted through your window like the Kool Aid man would?

 

[Dapplepony]

I'd beat you over the head with a shovel, then I'd scream.

WI People read Lea's story?

Edit: I have a link! https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=577881

 

[mrpekinduck]

I dont know who that is but 'd love to meet them!

WI a duck bit you're nose off but then it hugged you?