What if??

[onlyme8]

Okay, so I don't know if there is already a thread for this but here's how you play:
1st person asks: what if everyone in the world had a mohawk?
2nd person: that would be awesome! what if you ate a whole block of cheese?
And so on.
have fun!

I'll start-what if someone gave you 500 bucks?

 

[redsoxs]

I would buy materials for a new chicken coop!!


What if...you had the power of invisibility??

 

[Amigo]

I would be invisible, and punch Obama.

What if...God gave you a second chance?

 

[redsoxs]

I'd take it and run with it!


What if...you could understand what your chickens were saying?

 

[onlyme8]

Then I would have really long conversations with them all the time.

But I already do that.

What if everyone had to eat pudding only?

 

[sulco]

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They can't, they'd have had to eat their meat first.

What if children came with a mute button?

 

[redsoxs]

The world would be a happier place!

What if dogs acted like cats and cats acted like dogs?

 

[sulco]

Quote:
Then it would be my cat that cleans up the chicken poo off my driveway. *blech*

What if correlation implied causation?

Edit: I stand corrected. Thanks over-the-shoulder reader.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Quote:
They can't, they'd have had to eat their meat first.

What if children came with a mute button?

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!" Pink Floyd - The Wall

 

[Amigo]

WI I was president?