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[TheChickenCameFirst]

"Didn't see that one coming."

Funny!

 

[Blue_Myst]

Despite his initial enthusiasm, Bob found out that "pet sitting" wasn't a career to his liking. . .

 

[JetBlack]

Bob didn't want to pay to have his shirt pressed professionally. He paid the ultimate price for his thriftiness.

In a side note, the shirt was flat as could be (no starch, but did have a rather unappealing skidmark).

 

[Year of the Rooster]

Wife: Ahhhhh!!!!

Husband: Come on, Honey, you're doing great!

Wife: Ugh... is it a boy or a girl?

Husband: ...uhhhhhh....

 

[Kim_NC]

"OK....uhhhh.....enough already!"

 

[Beekissed]

Headline: "Zoo Sex Scandal Exposed!" In related news, state employees found lying down on the job.....

 

[chickensioux]

All of these are great, I have laughed at them all.

 

[HorseFeatherz NV]

Please, please don't fart.

 

[Boyd]

A song popped to mind...



Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
C'mon

Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
I've got mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Hey big woman you gonna make a big man of me
Now get this

Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Yeah
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah, alright, them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah alright, hey, c'mon
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

 

[HorseFeatherz NV]

Great song Boyd