What is this chicken thinking?

[NovaAman]

Lol, Stan... In the just over a year I have been part of BYC, Stan is the rooster I have seen the most...

 

[sezjasper]

That's like seeing Schwarzenegger in a cocktail dress.

 

[sezjasper]

Stan must have been trying out for the barnyard version of Mrs. Doubtfire

 

[TNBlacktails]

Are you positive i laid this egg ?

 

[BethanyS]

hen: my Peepfred you are growng like a weed
chick:eh mom im over here
puppy: sorry chick yo momma is busy zzzzz

Are you positive i laid this egg ?

 

[BethanyS]

 

[TurtlePowerTrav]

You didn't brush your teeth after you ate, did ya "mom"? I will get it out, mnmnmnnnmn

 

[ChickensAreSweet]

Stan is the Man!

OK the only way Stan the Man is going to tolerate an apron is if you give him a MAN-worthy barbeque grill- the kind you see at Costco - huge, stainless steel, with lights and lots of extras. Oh and stainless steel spatulas and tongs to match.

Only he'll grill you some steak.

"Ladies, don't ya know I will show you how much of a grillmaster I am." (In my house the BBQ is the MAN's territory, and don't forget it.)

 

[scratch'n'peck]

Stan says, "With swaying wattles this size, I am very secure in my masculinity."

 

[BethanyS]