It's really hard for me to narrow down just one, but I'll try.
My boyfriend's favorite:
I am not a hunter! I'm a wildlife population control specialist!
and a few of mine:
I don't suffer from insanity.........I enjoy every minute of it!!!
Be as hard as the world requires you to be, and as soft as the world allows you to be.
-Okinawian Proverb
Some days your the DOG, other days your the Hydrant!
Don't squat with your spurs on!!
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging!!!
"We who are clay blended by the Master Potter, come from the kiln of Creation in many hues. How can people say one skin is colored, when each has it's own coloration? What should it matter what one bowl is dark and the other is pale, if each is of good design and serves it's purpose well?"
-Jim Pell-Principle Cheif of the North Alabama Cherokee Tribe
I like to collect great quotes too!!!