Here is mine: Okay, so last summer one of my Silkies stole a Mallard egg and hatched out a duckling. I let them out one day to pick around the yard, because the duckling NEVER let the Silkie out of his sight. When I came back out to bring them back in their brooder, the duckling was nowhere to be found! I found the Silkie right away and put her away, and I searched for 2 HOURS before I finally had to give up. I swore I could hear him peeping somewhere, but it was getting dark. I went in and took a shower, and then as I was walking downstairs to my bedroom I happened to pass the window just as the motion light turned on by our pole barn. I quick ran to the window and looked out, and I saw this little silouette of a duckling running as fast as he could go past the pole barn. I ran upstairs, grabbed the spotlight, and ran outside at 10:00 at night to chase a duckling around. Keep in mind that this duckling was imprinted on a Silkie, and was not very people friendly. Once I finally caught her I brought her inside, and she was a little beat up. It looked like something had tried to eat her. Anyways, he spent the night inside before he went back out with his Silkie momma. I ended up selling him to a hippie lady who came to my house barefoot with her husband and started talking to me about her pet wolves. No joke. Lol. So I'm curious...what is your funny chicken/duck/goose story?