What not to do - from the Man who should Know - Outlaw

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Here is what not to do when you aren't on an internet forum...

Never...

- Say the word Pants in a library

- Lick a Frog, no matter how yummy it looks

- Threaten a Surgeon

- Kick a dog in front of a stranger

- Hang pantyhoses from an evestrough in winter

- Laugh uncontrollably on your honeymoon when your wife isn't laughing

- Walk into a bar and ask where the observatory is

- Go into an outhouse that's humming

- Smuggle a bag full of delicious Silica onto an airplane
 
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