Here is what not to do when you aren't on an internet forum...
Never...
- Say the word Pants in a library
- Lick a Frog, no matter how yummy it looks
- Threaten a Surgeon
- Kick a dog in front of a stranger
- Hang pantyhoses from an evestrough in winter
- Laugh uncontrollably on your honeymoon when your wife isn't laughing
- Walk into a bar and ask where the observatory is
- Go into an outhouse that's humming
- Smuggle a bag full of delicious Silica onto an airplane
Never...
- Say the word Pants in a library
- Lick a Frog, no matter how yummy it looks
- Threaten a Surgeon
- Kick a dog in front of a stranger
- Hang pantyhoses from an evestrough in winter
- Laugh uncontrollably on your honeymoon when your wife isn't laughing
- Walk into a bar and ask where the observatory is
- Go into an outhouse that's humming
- Smuggle a bag full of delicious Silica onto an airplane