What sayings did your parents tell you as a kid?

[Crusty McPottydoodle]

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My dad told me to eat the crusts of my toast cuz it would put hair on my chest. Not a real motivator for crust consumption.

 

[Robin'sBrood]

My dad always said "It'll get better before you get married" for any kind of minor body injury.

 

[Emzyyy]

My dad says he found me under a rock, and he used to tell me if I ate the fried chicken skin I would grow feathers

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[Robin'sBrood]

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And yet look at your username...

 

[Crusty McPottydoodle]

Robin'sBrood :

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And yet look at your username...

Hence the need for all those years of therapy​

 

[catfish/okie]

If my friends jumped off a cliff would I do that too. They found me under a cabbage leaf. If I drink coffee my feet will stink. They got my sister from the Sears Robuck Catalouge

 

[aussieheelr]

"if you eat burnt toast it will make you sing pretty."

"say anglefood cake and the frogs stop croaking" and they would stop!

"bathe or you'll grow weeds out of your arms"

and I know I missed some

 

[English Chick]

Linda when you fall off that wall and break your leg....don't come running to me.... (my mom)

 

[cw]

ill give you a reason to cry

 

[piecemaker]

The one I hated was " do you want a whooping". Like I was going to say "Oh yes please I'll two"
Piecemaker