What Would You Do If? (WWYDI)

[monarc23]

I have, i screamed and ran ......*LONG STORY*


WWYDI you were being chased by a savage dog?

 

[chickenbuddy]

run as fast as my legs can carry me, while screaming my head off like a little girl. I'll probably then trip and get caught by the dog getting seriously injured or killed.

What would you do if you woke up to see a baboon sleeping next to you?

 

[Lil Chirp]

Ive always told him to get up and make me a cop of coffee.

wwydi you saw your mom asking Billy Mayze (the guy from the comercials) to a romantic dinner?



(I couldn't come up with any thing else.)

 

[WriterofWords]

I would think she finally loosened up, except for the fact that she's married and not even romantic,,,,, anyway, I'd die of shock!

What you do if you were peddling down the street on an old fashioned, single-geared bicycle and a Brinks armored truck started spilling silver dollars out the back end?

 

[Lil Chirp]

Id buy a new bike...
...or a convertible.

wwydi you woke up with ahuge spider on your face?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

I'd SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWYDI there were nuclear missiles aimed at your coop?

 

[Lil Chirp]

Id put the chickens in a bomb shelter and use the coop as a decoy
wwydi your chickens turned into a bunch of racoons?

 

[pwdhorn]

I would sing "Rocky Racoon"
wwydi your chickens chased cars?

 

[Lothiriel]

drive a chicken car...

WWYDI you suddenly had the urge to yell out, "I LOVE CHICKENS!!!" right in the middle of a very important speech?

 

[n-da-woods]

I would yell out, "I LOVE CHICKENS
wwydi your chickens weighed a 100lbs each