What Would You Say if I Said....?

[Chickenrandomness]

Duck? where? i want a duck!
wwysifis "BANANAS!!!!!"

 

[FluffyColor]

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"Apples!"

WWYSIIS "I want a duck!"?

 

[lex381]

I would say: "SAME HERE!"

WWYSIIS: Are those YOUR chickens crossing the street over there?!?

 

[angelique_redhead]

How did they get out?

WWYSIIS: Ideal Hatchery sells ducks. https://secuservices.com/ideal/newideal/Products.aspx?Category=Ducks

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[lex381]

IWS: Cool! But I'm not allowed to have any.

WWYSIIS: Ew, whats that smell!

 

[angelique_redhead]

Chicken poop.

WWYSIIS: I'm sorry you're not allowed to have ducks. We have 6.

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[cuckoo_orpington13]

* angry silence *

WWYSIIS Blah! Blah!

 

[Nupine]

Eww! Ke$ha is gross!

WWYSIIS: You should never try to dress a penguin while making waffles, cause it offends Canadians!

 

[angelique_redhead]

It offends most people that object to germs too.

WWYSIIS: They sent 9 packing peanuts with the 5 ducklings.

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[Nupine]

Well....I guess that gives you more homegrown food in a few months!

WWYSIIS-The munchkins from Oobla are going to get you if you don't tell me how hot Mick Jagger is on a scale of 1-10!