What's in the moat?

[gmendoza]

Naw, Ive been too relaxed in the oubliette. The dungeon is for fun and games. The labyrinth is so you can lose yourself in oneness.

The oubliette is the place to be. Dank, dark, moist, and all the moss you can eat.

There are a lot of inhabitants in here, poking around.

 

[Bunnylady]

A voice! I heard a voice, echoing in the emptiness that has been silent for many months. Can it be? G-man, is that really you?

 

[sourland]

It is the G-man.

You have been missed. Welcome back to the kingdom. As you can see the moats are in disarray. My moat barbecues are attracting no participants. The poor denizens are so very hungry. As the

lady has said, the silence in the dungeon and labyrinths has been eerily, eerily. Can I interest you in some Kool-Aid?

 

[Alaskan]

Now, now, I remember dropping a few moose into the moat

 

[Wisher1000]

And there is a new Queen! Go ahead guys, tell him! She is a kind, generous, beautiful, compassionate, charming, witty, feel free to join in here..... although temporary, Queen. There has been a new decree adopted for the whole kingdom, thanks to Bunny, and it is............ "Let them wear cake!"

 

[sourland]

I refuse to eat cake served that way.

G man, don't eat the brown moss again.

 

[bluesub]

Now, now, I remember dropping a few moose into the moat

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Bunnylady]

I told Alaskan not to do it, but does anybody listen to me?

 

[Alaskan]

But all the critters in the moat loved the moose.

 

[gmendoza]

The delicacies of mosses:
eat the green, leave the brown....that's about it.

Also a tidbit of advice: leave of three, let them be.. leaves of four, eat some more!

So the creeps..err I mean the denizens of the moats have been gobbled up, and there is a new queen? Well I MUST sing for the new queen! Let it be heard from this echoing place of forgotten to all thy realm!!

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

"whew!!!"

*takes cool-aid

Yes, Tis I, the ever impressive...the long-contained...the often imitated, but never...duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated...KING OF THE OUBLIETTE!!!