What's in the moat?

[gmendoza]

How to make "Magician" Stew

1. capture magician and remove all of outer coatings
2. place bare magician into large pot ( witches cauldron or small jon boat will work.)
3. drink a couple of shots of bourbon after seeing magician nakey.
4. stoke logs under cauldron/boat for fire
5. drink a couple more shots because of hauling all that wood under nakey magician
6. dice in 10 bags of potatoes
7. dice in 2 bags of onions
8. dice in three bags of carrots
9. dice in two bunches of celery
10. drink more bourbon straight from bottle (a generous amount)
11. add a cup full of salt and pepper to taste

cook magician at 400 degrees and poke with pitchfork for tenderness. drink more bourbon. get spade shovel and taste test after 30 minutes. if magician still is tough, then tenderize with 15# hammer til soften.

drink rest of bourbon. when magician is done ( this will be about 3 days since they are extremely tough) cut and serve with all ingredients.

Magician stew serves about 100 people.

 

[sourland]

I do not like your recipe!

Catch me if you can.

 

[gmendoza]

I do not like your recipe!

Catch me if you can.

Like I said, magician stew is horrible. Not only is it too hard to follow, its not worth the time.

don't worry. Wont catch you at all.......bypass

 

[sourland]

 

[Bunnylady]

I know a much easier way to make a magician stew. . . .

I just came up from the dungeon. It was eerily quiet - I couldn't find anybody down there. All I found were several buckets with eyeholes cut in them.

 

[Alaskan]

Yep, that recipe sounded bad....but at least by the time you were done, you wouldn't remember anything about it.

 

[sourland]

I know a much easier way to make a magician stew. . . .

I just came up from the dungeon. It was eerily quiet - I couldn't find anybody down there. All I found were several buckets with eyeholes cut in them.

Holiday release? Anyway, the Youngers have all vanished, and I did not 'disappear' them.

 

[JD4570]

Uh folks, I'm not sure how to say this. . . . . .but I think one of the youngers got a hold of one of my two phoenix gates. If it's Tani, she'll be searching for a tall red headed sparkly, but if it's Eenie I wouldn't know. I have a feeling if Baby Bun got a hold of it, we'll be seeing a lot practical jokes . . . .and I do mean a lot! Remember, she's kin to pookas.

 

[sourland]

JD, this is bad, right????

 

[Bunnylady]

A phoenix gate? Is that, like, a portal? BB2K knows portals; she is a gamer, remember. But that would be all I'd need - I have enough trouble keeping her out of trouble as it is!