What's in the moat?

[Alaskan]

Nah, not "off" just a clear sense of direction.

It is good when denizens chew on Alaskan's right hand.

It feels good.

It is warm.


Now where was the warm moat?


Over here?

 

[sourland]

Alaskan, I can relate. Daily pain assures me that I am still alive.

 

[sourland]

The moats are in sorry shape. Things need to be cleaned up, and the denizens need to be fed. I am presently taking applications for a temporary position as moat cleaner.

 

[Wisher1000]

Application submitted. I am currently unemployed here in the kingdom, since Queen Em demoted me. I will take on the job temporarily, until you can find a permanent replacement for GMan, may he RIP.

 

[sourland]

Sorry, Wisher, but until Queen Em

returns we can not afford to lose you. Application shredded!

 

[Wisher1000]

I really need a job, I can't let my hands be idle. What can I do to keep busy?

 

[sourland]

Hmm, now what can we come up with?

There are many vacant positions in the Kingdom since our population is at an all time low. Has anyone seen TOG - I miss the radioactive kid.

 

[Wisher1000]

What I need to do is build something. What can we use around here? Let's see....we have a castle....we have a moat..... we have a wall around the kingdom..... we have a labyrinth...... we have a dungeon....... What else?

 

[sourland]

Can you construct a meat/bone grinder - something like a chum machine?

 

[Wisher1000]

Not and live with myself.....