What's in the moat?

[Alaskan]

What I need to do is build something. What can we use around here? Let's see....we have a castle....we have a moat..... we have a wall around the kingdom..... we have a labyrinth...... we have a dungeon....... What else?

chain mail speedos.

 

[NinjaRooster]

 
What I need to do is build something.  What can we use around here?  Let's see....we have a castle....we have a moat.....  we have a wall around the kingdom.....  we have a labyrinth......  we have a dungeon.......  What else?

chain mail speedos. 

Hmm... Is that more or less effective than a cup?

 

[Bunnylady]

Stay out of the freshwater moat and you won't have to find out.

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[Wisher1000]

Ah! I know! I'll build a freestanding wooden rack to hold these.....

It will be placed at the entrance to the swimming area at the freshwater moat, with a sign that reads -

"Return Chain Mail Cups here as you exit."

 

[sourland]

Chain mail cups? Wouldn't they be impossible to drink out of?

Someone help me here.

 

[Wisher1000]

Yes, because we don't want anyone drinking the moat water.

 

[sourland]

OK.

 

[sourland]

Alaskan, I can relate. Daily pain assures me that I am still alive.

Well, six months has passed and the daily pain is still here. Do you know how many things your thumbs are needed for? Simple things like tying your shoes or unzipping your fly? My doctor's comment back in June when I had my physical, "Well, your hands aren't swollen."

How many Advil a day constitutes an overdose?

 

[Alaskan]

Mine are actually at a decent level at the moment.....

I know I sound like a broken record, but I guess I feel that I can't say it too often....

The physical therapist/occupational therapist vastly improved my life quality.

I had to learn to do almost everything in a totally different way, but WOW what an improvement. I went from the maximum dose of aspirin and Aleve, and still waking up about three times a night from the pain to no drugs at all.

 

[sourland]

The physical therapist/occupational therapist vastly improved my life quality.

I had to learn to do almost everything in a totally different way,

How many ways can one zip/unzip their fly? And button the top button on their pants? (I'm going to lose a little weight after the holidays.

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