What's in the moat?

[Bunnylady]

Only the Queen can make such a proclamation - are you getting a little big for your "britches?"... Do I spy a crown on your head? You do realize I am top minion???

Looks like the Royal Curmudgeon may be flirting with becoming a royal pain.

G-man, you were bucking for royal executioner, weren't you?

 

[gmendoza]

Looks like the Royal Curmudgeon may be flirting with becoming a royal pain.

"TOSS HIM IN THE MOAT!"

 

[bluesub]

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You DO remember who collected these creatures and trained them, RIGHT???

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

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remember,I do have the keys and access to the feed chambers of the denizens of the moat. I can toss in whomever is the boat shakers,the non-compliant, the over zealous talkers, and the lot into the feed chambers to become minced meat for the moat dwellers.

I gotz control of them denizens....whip whip!

Be c a r e f u l ........

I have the Queen's ear......

( and earrings....and brotche....and necklaces.... and some of the Royal Silverware...also....)

THE ROYAL Curmudgeon

 

[gmendoza]

You DO remember who collected these creatures and trained them, RIGHT???

It dont matter no more.They like me.we are now one.

Well I was after that squid creature ate me whole.I was one inside of him.

never the less, we are one!!!!

 

[bluesub]

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Well, now I know you are just making this up... Squid have to chew their food because their brain encircles their esophagus and they can't swallow anything whole because they would squeeze their brain...

 

[bluesub]

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Great, I knew you would be trouble too...

 

[gmendoza]

Well, now I know you are just making this up... Squid have to chew their food because their brain encircles their esophagus and they can't swallow anything whole because they would squeeze their brain...

uhhh...maybe i have too much moat moss in my ears. Mondays are a hard muck day fer me.

ok back to moat mucking duties.the denizens are getting grumpy.

revolt is over.

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

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Queen Em,

Im tired of people tellin me to go muck the moat.

here is some of my leaverage: I ask to be the Royal Beheader, or thou shalt see I will release all the denizens of thy moat on yon queendom this very dawn.

Yes, this is an uprising. Your queendom will be paralized,your people will be starved out,your empire will crumble to the moat denizens and their leader.

mhwahahahahahaaaa!!!

that "Moat-Mucker"....
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OFF with His HEAD !!!
(.....before he finds my "Ole Sea Chest"....with earrings, silverware, etc......)

THE (Royal) Curmudgeon ( who is a BETTER "Survivor" than "Rasputin-the-Monk" )

 

[Bunnylady]

THE (Royal) Curmudgeon ( who is a BETTER "Survivor" than "Rasputin-the-Monk" )

Or maybe just a bigger tattletale than Tani the Buckethead.