What's in the moat?

[THE Curmudgeon]

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OH........( I "get" it.....maybe.... )

When I chew............it sounds more like "kerplump--aH-slurp-a-gulp".
( I seldom WEAR my "false-teeth".....they "fill-up" my mouth SO MUCH......
that I can't get a BITE in edge-wise. )

getting OLD is tough !!!

THE OLD (Royal) Curmudgeon
P.S. I also have trouble "swallowing" what the "Gub-Mint" says..............

 

[gmendoza]

Toast'm, roast'm, have a bite or two.

Invite a friend for dinner..good for me,good for you

 

[gmendoza]

Invite a friend for dinner..good for me,good for you

Eating more critters..get 'em from the Zoo

Invite me and you, Invite the whole Crew

the best one are..the ones that Baaa and Moo

So take my advise, you know it to be true

eat 'em beasts, even on the Loo.

 

[sourland]

If you check the moat
You'll never find a goat
Seafood reigns
Causing aches and pains.

Bake'm, fry'm
Good for me and you.
Invite your friends to try'm
Some are tough to chew.

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

If you check the moat
You'll never find a goat
Seafood reigns
Causing aches and pains.

Bake'm, fry'm
Good for me and you.
Invite your friends to try'm
Some are tough to chew.

But,it remains a fact,
that a goat (intact)...
fell in that MESS...
in GREAT distress.

But, G-man saved the critter
(although he remains bitter )
'cause that goat did chew
half his moustache through.

So, the MORAL,my Friends,
is "Go-to-ALL-Ends"....
To keep "Old Goats" at home.
NEVER...EVER let them ROAM.

THE (Royal) Curmudgeon

 

[gmendoza]

But,it remains a fact,
that a goat (intact)...
fell in that MESS...
in GREAT distress.

But, G-man saved the critter
(although he remains bitter )
'cause that goat did chew
half his moustache through.

So, the MORAL,my Friends,
is "Go-to-ALL-Ends"....
To keep "Old Goats" at home.
NEVER...EVER let them ROAM.

THE (Royal) Curmudgeon

The true moral of this story remains quite clear
as the Curmudgeon reads this,I indeed have his ear,
And who else is in this crowd,sitting very near,
no other than Sourland, grabbed a chair from the rear

As Queen Em declared,the creatures do not eat,
Do not feast on moat beast meat
grab yourself an apple as a treat
and sit on the royal rocks as a seat

I am the Royal Moat Mucker I shall say
do not eat the denizens, no no I say nay
they are protected from eating on this fine sunny day
now leave the moats alone, go go I say away!

Now Queen Em decided the end of this song
the words are all Kooky,the rhyming all wrong
this mess is too much,its lasting too long
enough of this stuff,I have just banged the royal gong!

 

[sourland]

Sourland WILL eat the moat denizens! Can someone catch them for me?

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

Sourland WILL eat the moat denizens! Can someone catch them for me?

Magician,

Eating the "Denizens of the Shallows" is a violation of Queen Em's "Pure Food and Drug Act".

Moat-Mucker,

"Banging the Royal GONG" without express Authorization from Queen Em could get you BEHEADED !!!
( Be Careful about that.....the knaves of the Kingdom will HEAR of it and Demand YOUR HEAD ! )

just trying to help.....(for further information...contact the Royal "Ambulance-Chaser", Perry )

THE (Royal) Curmudgeon

 

[sourland]

GONNA EAT THEM! Just sayin'.

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

GONNA EAT THEM! Just sayin'.

Uh-Oh.....

I think "someone" has DONE IT !!!

( ...Couldn't be sourland....He would have "smoked-it" first....I think.... )



Gonna be "Trouble" in the Kingdom.........I 'spect.

THE (Royal) Curmudgeon