What's in the moat?

[EmtheFishLady]

Why G, sounds as though you're doing an excellent job. Keep it up, and we might start feeding you.

 

[gmendoza]

Why G, sounds as though you're doing an excellent job. Keep it up, and we might start feeding you.

I just have been eating the moss. I get real food???

 

[sourland]

Moss is for wiping - don't eat the brown moss.

 

[Wisher1000]

Moss has many uses....eating, wiping, stuffing mattresses, footwear, fermenting and distilling, fertilizer, insulation, roofing, decoration, guerrilla warfare, tender, beard extensions, koozies, carpeting, loofah, chicken or dog toupees, bait, net, colander, dye....... Are we charging Gman for use of the oubliette and all its resources?

 

[sourland]

Gmen appeared and then disappeared immediately. Perhaps he contracted moss dysentery?

 

[Wisher1000]

Which would make your earlier advice doubly important, Sour.

 

[gmendoza]

Naw im still here. just checking the consistancy of the moss, cleaning the oubliette, giving the dark corner monster a bath, feeding the bats,...stuff like that.

the queen doesnt charge me for using the oubliette's resources.how can you put a price on:

moss
the dark corner monster
bats
stallagmites and such
dirt
rancid water
stale air


heehee, hey queenie, I made moustaches for the moat denizens

 

[gmendoza]

Lets see...moss, liverwort,elfwort,and mugwort growing at a good rate..................................(lifting moss) about 2 million Bryozoa per oubliette hectar..................lets see....amount of male and female invertebrates per hermaphrodillic...... 2:1..........worms and slugs eating the decaying moss beds......................everything in order my queen! Anyone join me for diner? im serving: rock trype,reindeer litchen and Iceland Moss with mugwort beer.

 

[Wisher1000]

Uh, ........yea,uh ......... Thanks but, I think I'll pass (out!)

 

[sourland]

Yeah, sorry Gman - just can't make it.