Whats lurking in YOUR woods???

[justusnak]

When we bought this place, 3 yrs ago...my favorite thing was to look out the kitchen window or sit on the small breakfast deck...and just stare into the woods. You never know what you might see...squirells....Pileated Wood Peckers...birds of all sorts....then..I saw it...it has been stareing at my every move...watching me. Every time I look out there, there it is!! GLAREING...FROWNING!!

Its the TREE DEMON!!

HELP!!

 

[hypnofrogstevie]

lol. cut it down.

 

[crazychickens]

It's ok kustusnak, I've ben drinking to.

 

[justusnak]

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I dont drink! Thats what SO terrible about it!

My mother, being Native American...said I better NOT cut it down....that its evil in the tree, and once released..will wreak havock on this home. Well Hmmmm....what if LIGHTENING lets it go! ??? Ohhh, woe is me!!

Maybe I should go paint a SMILE on its face!??

 

[ilovemychickies]

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Maybe I should go paint a SMILE on its face!??

 

[Kaneke]

stick a Green Man next to it, to keep an eye on it ...

(look anyplace gargoyles are sold)

 

[justusnak]

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Green Man??? Hmmmm, never heard of those.

 

[Kaneke]

Google it up -- there are a bunch of links, including one to Wikipedia

 

[Scrambled Egg]

Hang some bird houses on it and that will change the whole tree-tude!!

 

[lacyloo]

wow theres like a face in it