What's the most embarrasing thing that happened to you? I'll Start!

[chickfillhay]

I went looking for another forum that dealt with mostly turkeys. (Having turkey poult drama)...anyway. I found one.

So I excitedly registered and posted. I told them how great it was to meet people who were specifically into turkey and how I looked forward to their expertise. You know! WELL...don't you know it has NOTHING to do with turkeys at all but with the country TURKEY!!

OH BROTHER!!! I am so ambarassed! This is one added to many I have had. (I'll share later) But I am quite sure this won't be the last.

 

[ilovemychickies]

When I was younger, my mom, dad, little brother and I were at the mall waiting for my granny to get there. I spot granny down on the other side of the elevators. I run over to her and give her a big hug around the waist and say "Hi Granny! I missed you so much!". Then "granny" turns around and it wasn't granny!

It was just someone who, from the backside, looked like granny. The lady gave me a look that said "Who are you? Wierd little kid. I don't know you." That was one of my many embarrasing moments.

 

[ilovemychickies]

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[Guitartists]

Most embarrassing??? OH.. that's EASY......... I was working at a video store and this kid came in to rent some pornos.... I asked him how old he was and he said 18 (now bear with me til the end)... I was trying to explain to him, quietly that you had to be 21 to rent porn... of course, he's deaf (I don't mean he didn't want to listen... I mean he was actually deaf...and I am the handicapped one when it comes to talking to people who have any kind of speaking issues.... I have a hard time with even heavy accents...so I'm already in a mess) and here I am trying with the most tact to explain this, but there's a SERIOUS miscommunication AND communication problem in general (on my half) and FINALLY after like 15 mins of this..... another customer speaks up and says.... "You only have to be 18 to rent porn!"

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I'm SUCH an idiot!!!!! I feel sooooooo bad!!!! I must be 100 shades of red at this point!!! So I apologize a thousand times and rent the poor traumatized kid his porn

That was easily the most embarrassing moment of my life!.... probably wasn't the best for him either!

 

[lizardz]

I was backpacking in Yosemite with some friends. We had been out about 5 days, with 3 more left before we returned, and I was desparately wanting to get washed up a bit. We were camping not too far from a river, so I walked over, and took a dip, washed up me clothes and proceeded to lay my clothes and myself out to dry on some rocks. I dozed off and was awakened by some noise. I look over and here's this llama (apparently there was a llama pack group camped not too far down from us). Well, this llama is walking off with my pants!

I jumped up and ran after it and grabbed my pants, but it wouldn't let go. So here I am, playing tug-of-war with this llama and my pants in my all-togther, when up walks the wrangler looking for his lost llama. What could I say?

I told him, "tell your llama to give me back my pants." Of course, he was barely able to keep from laughing out loud, but he did get my pants back to me and take his llama away (along with a great story to tell around the campfire, I'm sure). So that's one of my most embarassing and funniest moments of my life.

Liz

 

[Hangin Wit My Peeps]

I was about 15 and my friend and I were riding our bikes down a pretty big hill...my friend decided to turn on a road in the middle of the hill...well I had been going pretty darn fast and It was hard for me to turn that quickly but I tried anyhow. Across from that road she turned on was a cement wall where all the guys hung out to check out the "summer" girls who came in town on vacation. Well as I was turning my tire began slipping and I lost it! I was wearing one of those tank tops and it slid down around my stomach and I didn't even realize it becasue I was in pain from falling! Here my ta ta's were hanging out! THAT was my most embarrassing moment of my life...and it still has not been beaten! lol YA can you imagine the looks I got going back to school that next Monday! UGH! It was bad!

 

[lizardz]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Hangin Wit my Peeps"

Liz

 

[me&thegals]

When newly married, I was working a temp job as a secretary. My boss was a nice-looking guy with quite a bit of charm. One day, I was reorganizing his filing system for him. There was a lot to fit in and some of it I ended up stuffing in quite snugly. When I saw him later, I asked lightheartedly, "So, is anything bursting out of your drawers yet?" and then turned beet red when he looked at me with an odd expression on his face

 

[jdypat]

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pardon my ignorance.. but what is a country turkey?

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

I can't think of any right now but trust me I will

. I've had plenty of embarrising moments.