What's the silliest argument you've heard against chickens?

[PeepsInc]

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We had a thread on this, & YES they will peck an eye.

chickens don't make good parrots

 

[texasgal]

"why do you have chickens?? they're ugly!"

 

[littlegorb]

sitting outside one day with my girls and one jumps on my lap and promptly pecks out one of my diamond earrings. i did find it in the dirt. i guess the stupidest question i had about my girls was "when was the last time they chased kids down the alley"?