What's Your Best Joke?

[SueZ 24]

Can everyone share their favorite jokes?
Mine is...
Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A:Where's my tractor?

 

[FrankieDoodle]

Q: what's the difference between a piano, tuna, & glue?
A: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna!

 

[Kessel23]

I got none

 

[A_Fowl_Guy]

I have more of a
non-sequitur that happened a few days ago. I was driving down IN-57 and seen loose chickens, guineas, and a goose. One chicken was dead on the other side of the road. So why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the “other side”.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

A string walks into a bar wearing sunglasses and a trench coat, and orders a beer.

The bar tender looks at him and then looks at the sign behind the bar that reads “No Strings Allowed”... and says:
“Hey fella’ aren’t you a string?”

And the string says:
“Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

 

[FrankieDoodle]

Q: what's the difference between a piano, tuna, & glue?
A: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna!

This one continues, I wanted to see if anyone got it before I said it.
Person: what about glue?
A: I knew you'd get STUCK on that.

 

[SueZ 24]

Oh, I have one more good one I'd like to share

A weasel walks into a bar
The bartender says,"What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel

 

[Fanci Feathers Marans]

Is it jokes only or are we allowed to post memes?

 

[SueZ 24]

Is it jokes only or are we allowed to post memes?

Whatever floats your goat

 

[9SpiceyChickens]

I have a funy pickup line.

Did you just fart?
Cause you blew me away.